Things I Have Learned

1. My kiln has 2 relays (switches).
2. Relays last approximately 32,000 "clicks" (or was that 23,000?!).
3. One of my kiln's relays quit, causing one of the two elements to not fire.
4. Running a kiln twice with only a single element firing can cause problems including, but not limited to, melting of electrical outlets and plugs as well as oozing of weird substances from plug prongs.
5. New relays cost approximately $20 and I can replace them myself.
6. I'm back in business!